On the twelfth day of Leaping, Albert said to me:
Entertain twelve grumpy girls,
Prevent eleven pipes from bursting,
Rescue ten stranded sailors,
Get nine people out of burning house,
Protect eight terrified children,
Stop seven swimmers drowning
Avoid getting slammed by six football players,
Find dates for five golden girls,
Reunite a family of four,
Stop Three Crooks,
Help two ladies across the street,
And get that cat out of that pear tree!