"Blind Faith"
I couldn't play Chopsticks in Chinatown.
-- Al, "Blind Faith"

She sounds just like the Wicked Witch of the East!  Or is that the Wicked Witch of the West?
-- Al, about the girlfriend's mother, "Blind Faith"

The chances of you having stage fright are about as likely as ...as ...a B-movie actor becoming President.
Stranger things have happened.
-- Michelle and Sam, "Blind Faith"

Your mother is afraid of cats.
-- Al to Chopin, "Blind Faith"

This dog eats better than I do!
This dog works harder than you do.
-- Al and Sam, "Blind Faith"

Couldn't you at least spit out the shells?
-- Sam to Chopin, "Blind Faith"

All you need now is some sequins and a candelabra.
-- Al, "Blind Faith"

Sometimes I feel like I'm a scientist in the middle of an experiment that no one else believes in.
-- Sam, "Blind Faith"

Wouldn't it be wonderful to have a sense of smell *that* sensitive?
Not with my husband's feet, no.
-- Michelle and Waitress, "Blind Faith"