"The Curse of Ptah-Hotep"



"As for anyone who would disturb the tomb of King Ptah Hotep, death will swallow him."  Oh boy.
-- Sam, reading the hieroglyphics, "The Curse of Ptah-Hotep"

Man, what an ugly horse.
-- Al, about a camel, "The Curse of Ptah-Hotep"

OK, I'm scared, let's go!
-- Al, "The Curse of Ptah-Hotep"

I'm a hologram, I'm not a vampire bat!  I can't see in the dark. If I walk through a wall, I walk into a dark room.  All I see is black.  And I sure as hell am not gonna bump into anything!
-- Al, "The Curse of Ptah-Hotep"

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. 'Oops! It was an accident! I accidentally killed everybody. Haw haw. Now I'm stuck with this secret load of secret treasure. Oh, I'm going to have to give up my measley, poor-paying professorship and go somewhere and live a life of ease and luxury somewhere else. Ha ha.' Give her an Oscar and let's get the hell outta here.
--Al, "The Curse of Ptah Hotep"