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"How
the Tess Was Won"
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Bonanza was never like this... -- Sam, "How the Tess was Won" Piggy .... Piggy .... here Piggy -- Sam, "How The Tess Was Won" Piggy Suey, Piggy Suey ... -- Buddy, "How the Tess was Won" Buddy, why don't you try Peggy Sue? It'll sound better. -- Sam, "How the Tess Was Won" Couldn't you give them name tags? -- Sam (glancing heavenward), "How the Tess was Won" That's a cross we all have to bear, performance under pressure. -- Al, "How the Tess was Won" She took my second favorite organ and stomped it to death with her 4 inch spiked heels. -- Al (about Tina), "How the Tess was Won" ~Al: Oh, well,
almost all animals can see me. But you know, there must be something
weird lookin' about me, because I seem to intimidate them. |
