Quotes - A Hunting We Will Go

"A Hunting We Will Go"

Watch out for that bush behind you, it's full off...
AH! THORNS!
-- Al and Sam, "A Hunting We Will Go"

She's innocent ... Sam, I can see it in her eyes.
You do not. You may feel it in your loins, but you definitely do not see it in her eyes.
Sam!
What?
I feel it in my loins.
-- Al and Sam, about Al's reaction to Diane, "A Hunting We Will Go"

I'm glad I'm a hologram and don't have to smell you - you must really reek.
-- Al, "A Hunting We Will Go"

She looks exactly like Maxine, my fifth wife. Did I ever tell you how I met her? She was in a tattoo parlor...
-- Al, "A Hunting We Will Go"

Her name is Diane, not Maxine!
Yeah, I know that.
-- Sam and Al, "A Hunting We Will Go"

I was 99.9 percent sure that she was cheating on me with another guy ... and a Marine!
-- Al, "A Hunting We Will Go"

This is great ... I'm stuck out here in the middle of nowhere handcuffed to a woman that's trying to kill me and my best friend is trying to work through guilt about his fifth wife.
-- Sam, "A Hunting We Will Go"

I'm only human.
That's a matter of opinion.
-- Diane and Sam, "A Hunting We Will Go"

Sam, what are you doing down there? This is no time to take a snooze!
-- Al, "A Hunting We Will Go"

What is this stuff?
Manure.
-- Diane and Sam, "A Hunting We Will Go"

This is the leap from Hell! When is it going to end?
-- Sam, "A Hunting We Will Go"

There are five stages of love, the first is denial, second is sex, then there's acceptance, then is divorce, and then there's sex, if you're lucky. ... it's a theory of mine and a darn good one!
-- Al, "A Hunting We Will Go"

Thank God my wife Maxine couldn't kick like that!
-- Al, "A Hunting We Will Go"

If you're a crook it's kind of hard to pursue a career in law enforcement.
-- Sam, "A Hunting We Will Go"

I'm a bounty hunter?
Did you grow up around a nuclear reactor?
-- Sam and Diane, "A Hunting We Will Go"