"The Right Hand of God"

I suppose things are happening rather abruptly for you.
I'm getting used to it.
-- Sister Angela and Sam, "The Right Hand of God"

He's got more holes in his muffler than you've got in your memory.
-- Al, "The Right Hand of God"

People with monogamous relationships don't wake up with guilty consciences.
They don't have any fun either.
-- Sam and Al, "Right Hand of God"

How did you ever get to be a prize fighter?
I just kinda fell into it.
-- Sister Angela and Sam, "The Right Hand of God"

You know I have a feeling that between you and I and a couple of guardian angels, we're going to get this job done.
-- Sister Angela, "The Right Hand Of God"

Well, in case you and Ziggy haven't noticed, they're all unscheduled stops.  The only thing I'm scheduled to do here is get my brains knocked out.
-- Sam, "The Right Hand of God."

Denise! Denise, get in the closet! Get! Uh... no there's no one there Tina. Tina...Tina?
You know, people with monogamous relationships don't wake up with guilty consciences.
They don't have any fun either.
-- Al and Sam, "The Right Hand of God"

Hope you know what you're doing.
-- Sam, "The Right Hand of God"

I think quitting would be a bad idea, besides, I never could skate.
-- Sam, "The Right Hand of God"

Great, I'm on the take, I wear polyester clothes and I live above a bar in an apartment decorated like a gym.
-- Sam, "The Right Hand of God"

The mountains are starting to come to Mohammed you know.
-- Dixie, "The Right Hand of God"

You'd rather go live with the nuns than with me?
-- Dixie, "The Right Hand of God"

When I was 16, back in the days when dinosaurs ruled the planet, I was a Golden Gloves regional champ.
-- Al, "The Right Hand of God"

Hey, who taught you everything you know!
-- Al to Sam, "The Right Hand of God"

When you're fighting for the Lord, you get inside tips.
-- Sam, "The Right Hand of God"

Sugar glazed, jelly filled with sprinkles on top!
-- Dixie and Sam, "The Right Hand of God"

Maybe that's all winning is... having the right person believe in you.
-- Sam, "The Right Hand of God"

The problem isn't Denise, the problem is *THE MUFFLER FROM HELL*!
-- Al, "The Right Hand of God"

What unknown variables?
Well, if we knew the unknown, the unknown wouldn't be unknown.
-- Sam and Al, "The Right Hand of God"

Al? Am I boring you Al?
-- Sam, "The Right Hand of God"

 

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