"Running for
Honor"
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Why does Ziggy
always come up with the useless information first? I mean, just once, wouldn't it be nice?
I mean I really wish she would come up with something that I needed right now and have it
waiting for me. -- Sam, "Running for Honor" Get out, and don't come back until you've joined the 20th century. Go on...! -- Sam, to Al, "Running for Honor" I...well...I was wrong...I was wrong. -- Al, "Running for Honor" I'm running track, Al. Oh, well look you pump your arms and you pump your legs and drive through the tape. You were a runner too? No, but it sounds good doesn't it? -- Sam and Al, "Running for Honor" A moment like this calls for only one thing. Wet Down! -- the cadets, before dunking Sam, "Running for Honor" Reminds me of my days at the Academy. There was no freedom, no sleep, no *women*, it was terrible. -- Al, "Running for Honor" Is this a private club, people, or can any idiot join? -- Coach, "Running for Honor" I don't care if it's raining, I'm a hologram, you nutcase! -- Al to Gooshie, "Running for Honor" Does it matter? -- Sam, "Running for Honor" Don't tell me you were valedictorian too? No, I was in charge of tapping the kegs after graduation. -- Sam and Al, "Running for Honor" It's never too soon to start early. -- Sam, "Running for Honor" Tea? Not coffee? I'm making some tea. Tea. T-E-A tea. Tea, tea, tea. I don't like coffee, I like tea....Does drinking tea make me any less of a man than somebody who drinks coffee? I mean, is every tea-drinker in the entire history of the world gay to you? Is that it? What about the Boston Tea Party? Was that like some kind of a gay boat festival or something? --Al and Sam, "Running For Honor" ~Sam: Why am I here?
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