"Star-Crossed"
Break-in?  Nixon?  Impeachment?  I don't remember.
Oh boy, the Republicans would love you.
-- Al and Sam, "Star-Crossed"

No offense Al, but this time I'm going to make Ziggy my best man.
-- Sam, "Star-Crossed"

You would shoot that magnificent creature?
It was a buck!
BAMBI was a buck!
-- Jamie Lee and Oscar, "Star-Crossed"

Wanna bet?
Yeah, I've got connections.
-- Al and Sam, "Star-Crossed"

She knew how I liked my burger.  Shove that up your gauge circuits, Ziggy.
-- Sam, "Star-Crossed"

If you look into my eyes, you'll see another soul.
-- Sam to Donna, "Star-Crossed"

Oh my God, Sam, you've got to see this!
-- Al, in the professor's closet, "Star-Crossed"

Don't you think you have a choice?
Do you?
Well, I used to, I'm not sure any more.
-- Sam and Donna, "Star-Crossed"

How long have you been there?
Long enough to know you could still construct an atomic bomb if you had to.
-- Sam and Al, "Star-Crossed"

How could I write Col. Wojohowitz in hieroglyphics?
-- Al, "Star-Crossed"

Harry, we got an open door.
Police, this is the Watergate, we've got a break-in here.
-- the security guards, after Sam and Donna left the door open, "Star-Crossed"

Don't give me that 'sick puppy' look! ... Stop it! ... I'll never scratch you behind the ears again!
-- Al, "Star-Crossed"

'Horny' isn't romantic!
-- Sam, "Star-Crossed"

Nice little intimate shotgun wedding... 12 gauge.
-- Al, "Star-Crossed"

If only you were a little ...
Little younger?
Or I was a little older.
You will be.
-- Donna and Sam, "Star-Crossed"

If you look into my eyes, you'll see another soul.
-- Sam, "Star-Crossed"

Ziggy's blowing out microchips like they were popcorn.
-- Al, "Star-Crossed"