"A Tale of Two Sweeties"



 

 
Al, I'm a bigamist!
-- Sam, "A Tale Of Two Sweeties"

Have fun with Ellen, but don't be late for Rachel.  This is my kind of leap!
-- Al, "A Tale Of Two Sweeties"

This is my kind of leap.
-- Al, "A Tale of Two Sweeties"

I was talking to the guy in the waiting room, I think I found a new idol.
-- Al, "A Tale of Two Sweeties"

I decided honesty would be the best policy.
For boy scouts, not bigamists!
-- Sam and Al, "A Tale of Two Sweeties"

Whoever said 'Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned', never scorned two women.
-- Sam

Rachel: "I know another way to make the bed shake."

Al: "A Massage-O-Matic! I remember one time Ruthie and I were in Cleveland and we had one of those things running for nine hours straight. There was nothing else to do."

Al: "Well, I was talking to the real Marty. I think I've found a new idol."

Sam: "Whoever said 'Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned', never scorned two women."

Al: "I think I better go get Ziggy to see if she can tilt these odds."


Al: "Ohhh....they're bonding! That's bad! Sam, the train
is going in the wrong direction!"