"Unchained"
Who would have the best reason to kill Jake?
Oh!  Does he have any ex-wives...
-- Sam and Al, "Unchained"

You know, it's funny, if I wasn't a hologram, I could swear I could smell skunk.
-- Al, "Unchained"

Who would have the best reason to kill Jake?
Ooo!  Does he have any ex-wives?
-- Sam and Al, "Unchained"

Gee Sam, it kind of looks like you're dressed up for hard time.
This is the latest thing in prison escapes.
It looks more like a chain gang.
Thank you, Dr. Watson.
-- Al and Sam, "Unchained"

You gotta find out who the real guy is then get me the information so I can get it to people who can do something about it.
Yah, and if I had blond hair and I could sing, I'd be Madonna.
-- Sam and Al, "Unchained"

Doggie, doggie, doggie... we got chicken flavor right this way!
-- Al, "Unchained"

If I'd have known I'd have to do this much running, I would have worn my cross training shoes.
-- Al, "Unchained"

Geez Sam, what are they giving you to eat here?  Road kill?
-- Al, "Unchained"

Unless we sprout wings, we're gonna die here now.
There's always a way.  We just need a little help, that's all.
You talkin' about Al?  I heard you talkin' to him last night.
-- Sam and Boone, "Unchained"

Do you think Al likes snow?
I don't remember, I don't think I ever asked him.
-- Boone and Sam, "Unchained"

...Find me some place with a lot of space--not too many people around, settle down.  Maybe you and Al could come and visit.
That'd be nice.  I'd like that.
-- Boone and Sam, "Unchained"

Sam--cock fight is Southern prison slang for a fight between two  prisoners.  To the *death*.
-- Al, "Unchained"

Hey, Cooley, look at this.  There's gotta be a couple of thousand dollars here.  I be damned if the grocery business isn't something  I otta look into.
-- Monroe, "Unchained"

I guess that rules out robbery.
Which leaves only 999 other motives, Al.
-- Al and Sam, "Unchained"

Hey, tell Al good bye for me.
He can hear ya!
Thanks Al!
-- Boone and Sam, "Unchained"

Sam, that was incredible, you made Houdini look like a piker.
-- Al, on Sam's underwater escape, "Unchained"