[alsplacebartender]

To all new members:

All of your first few posts will be moderated to block spammers and porn bots.

Please do not think anything is wrong! After a few posts and we know you are not here to sell us on prescription drugs or women (although Al would love that), you'll be able to post openly.

It may take up to two days for your first post to show (in most cases just a few hours), so be patient and know that we welcome you!