From: drenze@icaen.uiowa.edu (Douglas J Renze)
Date: Fri, 4 Feb 1994 15:26:39 GMT

"Ziggy says your name is Bill Ga *slapSKWONK!* Gates and you've got to...
aw geez, Sam, you've been some real losers in your time but this guy is a
real geek!"

"Hey...nice plane, Sam.  OK, Ziggy says you're President Gerald Ford and...
see those stairs out there?  There's a 94% chance you're here to *avoid*
falling down them."

"You wouldn't believe whose in the Waiting Room, Sam!  Ziggy says it's
President R--duck!"