From: Greg_Tufaro@bunter.dartmouth.edu (Greg)
Date: Fri, 4 Feb 1994 14:20:42 GMT

I'll give it a shot:

"Ziggy says you're a.... Bueller.... Ferris Bueller, and you have to.... 
take the day off from school."

"I don't know where this is supposed to be, Sam, but Ziggy says you're name 
is Link and you you have to rescue somebody named Zelda."

"Sam, you're here to.... wait, this can't be. Ziggy says you are here to 
defend a... Tanya Harding."

:)