From: drenze@icaen.uiowa.edu (Douglas J Renze)
Date: Sat, 5 Feb 1994 05:04:21 GMT

"Sam, there's a guy named Jack Barron in the waiting room.  Anyway, Ziggy
says he's getting really bugged..." (OK, so you have to like classic SF to
appreciate this one).

"Wow!  Sam you'd never guess who we've got in the waiting room!  It's Reverend
Jim Jones and...Sam, put the Kool-Aid--I know you're thirsty but--Sam DON'T
DRINK THE KOOL-AID!"

"Sam, you're in this British band with three other guys and Ziggy says some-
thing about a 97% chance you're here to...find out who the walrus is?"

"Sheesh!  It took forever to find you, Sam.  You're in this little bar some-
where in Suffolk County, Long Island...the big guy over there is the owner
and Ziggy says something about you being here to...meet a time-traveller?"