From: Greetings from the North Pole! <2EI5ZEMANP@vms.csd.mu.edu>
Date: Sun, 06 Feb 1994 17:24:47 -0600 (CST)

     "Sam, uh, we're not sure why you Leaped in, but for right now, don't drop
your sneaker when you toss it from one hand to the other."

     "Sam, your name is Arthur and apparently you're upset over the Earth being
demolished by the Bogons or something like that...."