From: mre@christa.unh.edu (Mike 'Ergh' Escutia)
Date: 7 Feb 1994 00:16:47 GMT

"Your name is Clark Kent, you're a reporter for the Daily Planet, and...uh,
Sam, what are you wearing?"

"Okay, Sam, you're a bounty hunter named Brisco County, Jr..."

"Sam, Ziggy says your name is Jessica Fletcher, and you have to solve this
murder...and then write a novel about it?"

"Get this, Sam:  The guy in the waiting room just collapsed into a puddle!"

"Sam, Ziggy says your name is D'Artagnon and that you have to duel these 
three...musketeers?"

"Ziggy says your name is Cliff Secord, you're a stunt pilot, and...SAM!  Don't
touch that button!  No, no, the one by your hand!  DON'T touch...oh, too late."

"Your name is Bruce Wayne, and you have to go out tonight...dressed as a giant
bat?!?"