From: u2nmh@csc.liv.ac.uk (N.M. Humphries)
Date: Wed, 9 Feb 1994 12:24:47 GMT

    "Sam, we got one crazy guy in the waiting room. He keeps tweaking his
nipples and says he can't even pick up Jazz FM! *zoink* Hang on, got to go,
Ziggy says he's got hold of a power cable and doesn't like to think where he's
going to put it..."

    "Sam, we can't get any details from the guy in the Waiting Room, all he
says is his name is Admiral Rimmer and we can mind our own smegging
business. *zoink* Whoa! He's just totally, unconditionally and utterly
surrendered and now wants to tell us everything and he's very sorry for taking
up our time. What a boneheaded wimp..."