From: marshall@exg106.rh.psu.edu (Marshall Maresca)
Date: 16 Mar 1994 14:29:15 GMT

OK, here's one... well, it isn't a one-liner per se.  But here it is.  Oh, 
and this takes place in the waiting room.

	"What did you call me?
	"I said you were a Leaper."
	"A Leaper?  Are you saying I've jumped off the deep end?  That I am
just hopping and springing around, here to amuse you?"
	"No, I meant that you've Leaped in time."
	"I am a Leaper?"
	"Yeah."
	"That's it!"
	"Dr. Beeks, get this pigeon off me!"
	"Beaks?  I'll give you beaks!!"