From: rblack@cs.strath.ac.uk (Richard Black CS92)
Date: 18 Mar 1994 14:07:50 GMT

Here is another one liner :

"Sam, Ziggy says your name is Luke, and its *Squrk* a long time ago......"

Or how about :

Al : "Sam, Ziggy says this is Aurora, Illinois, and you are a teenage
      greaseball with his own cable show."

Sam : "No way!!!!"

which isn't strictly one line I know, but who's counting?