From: harron@chopin.udel.edu (David Harron Herman)
Date: 20 Mar 1994 20:29:04 -0500

   My roommate suggested this one, so don't blame me:

      "Sam, you've just been beaten up and raped by your husband, and see that
knife over there.  You're supposed to take it and.... OH MY GOD, your name is
Lorena Bobbit!"