From: D.Parson@bradford.ac.uk (Daryl Parson)
Date: Sat, 9 Apr 1994 16:14:54 GMT

"Sam, It's 1994, 8th of April to be precise...  You're a famous singer
from Seattle...  *beep squirk*  THAT'S NOT A LIGHTSWITCH SAM, DON'T PULL
IT!  Sheesh, what a mess!"