From: wocimark@cwis.isu.edu (WOCICKI_MARK)
Newsgroups: alt.ql.creative,alt.tv.animaniacs,rec.arts.tv,rec.arts.sf.tv
Subject: Quantumaniac Leap
Date: 10 Mar 1994 14:56:51 -0700
Organization: Idaho State University, Pocatello
Message-Id: <2lo533$bpg@cwis.isu.edu>
Keywords: parody yakko wakko dot sam beckett quantum leap

My friend Seth Cohn (who used to live on the net, but has been homeless
(i.e. without an net-address) for about 2 months) asked me to post this
for him.  Enjoy!

Dedicated to Sally Smith, since she's the first net junkie I could think 
of for both.
 
Theorizing that they could time travel to anytime they wanted to,
The Warner Brothers and Warner Sister
stepped into the Water Tower Accelerator
and VANISHED!
They awoke to find themselves trapped in the past,
facing mirror images that were really funny looking,
and driven by an unknown force
(though they suspected Spielberg)
to change history for the funnier,
Their only guide on the journey is Ralph,
a pursuer from their own time,
who appears in the form of a hologram
which why is he can't catch them,
and so, the Warners find themselves leaping from cartoon to cartoon,
striving to put right what once went wrong, (and maybe again, make it worse)
and hoping each time that their next leap
will be the leap that gets them an Emmy for best actor or actress.
 
[Blue Light effects]
 
The Warners are in a stateroom, filled to capacity and beyond with 
people, packed like sardines. Yakko is wearing a pair of funny glasses 
with a nose and fake mustache, and has a cigar in his mouth. Wakko is 
wearing a thick wig of curly blond hair with a black top hat, a 
trenchcoat, and is carrying a horn. Dot is wearing a odd pointed hat, and 
for some reason, we can tell she'd speak with a thick Italian accent.
 
All Three: OH BOY!
 
[Commercial Break]
 
 
Additional cast:
 
Nurse as Tina. (Helllllllooooo TINA!)
Doctor Scratchnsniff as Dr. Verbeena Beeks, resident p-sychatrist.
Pinky as Gushy
and special guest voice, Brain as Ziggy.

Written by: Seth Cohn (no email ---- looking for a home to live at...please?)

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ahhhh.... Goodnight everybody!