"The Curse of Ptah-Hotep" |
"As
for anyone who would disturb the tomb of King Ptah Hotep, death will swallow him."
Oh boy. -- Sam, reading the hieroglyphics, "The Curse of Ptah-Hotep" Man, what an ugly horse. -- Al, about a camel, "The Curse of Ptah-Hotep" OK, I'm scared, let's go! -- Al, "The Curse of Ptah-Hotep" I'm a hologram, I'm not a vampire bat! I can't see in the dark. If I walk through a wall, I walk into a dark room. All I see is black. And I sure as hell am not gonna bump into anything! -- Al, "The Curse of Ptah-Hotep" Oh yeah. Oh yeah. 'Oops! It was an accident! I accidentally killed everybody. Haw haw. Now I'm stuck with this secret load of secret treasure. Oh, I'm going to have to give up my measley, poor-paying professorship and go somewhere and live a life of ease and luxury somewhere else. Ha ha.' Give her an Oscar and let's get the hell outta here. --Al, "The Curse of Ptah Hotep" |
