"Glitter Rock" |
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I bet you've
never fallen asleep on a girl, have you?
Well, a gentleman would never tell.
-- Sandy and a very embarrassed Sam, "Glitter Rock"
Maybe you'd better take it a little easy with that stuff, huh?
Just because you can't hold your own liquor is no reason to go sounding like a bloody
bumper sticker.
-- Sam and 'Flash', "Glitter Rock"
We make the Beatles look like ants.
-- Flash, "Glitter Rock"
Well I must say this is a neat way to get undressed.
-- Al, about Sam and the 3 groupies, "Glitter Rock"
Sam - what are you doing? You're throwing away a perfectly good fan sandwich.
-- Al, "Glitter Rock"
Oh Sam, sometimes you are just pitiful.
Why? Because I won't take advantage of some deluded girls who are throwing
themselves at me like some bad writer's dream?
Yes.
-- Al and Sam, "Glitter Rock"
This is worse than when I was a Chippendales dancer.
But, they're dying to be demeaned with you, repeatedly. I swear, it boggles the
mind.
Yeah ... look ... I'm gonna boggle you, now tell me what is going on.
Not much.
(Glare)
-- Sam and Al, "Glitter Rock"
How did you write that song?
With a pen.
-- Interviewer and Sam, "Glitter Rock"
All you do is go out there and make a complete idiot of yourself.
-- Al, "Glitter Rock"
I really don't think it's wise to go swimming in another man's pool.
-- Al, "Glitter Rock"
Next time check your raincoat.
-- Flash to Tonic, "Glitter Rock"
(slipped that bit of British slang past the NBC censors, didn't they?)
Fate's Wide Wheel(Mystic Traveler)
As I travel in space and time
I want to stay, I want to go
You see my face, but it's not mine
What you can't see, you'll never know.
How can we meet if I'm not there?
Our hearts may touch, our bodies close
But time divides what we might share,
And sends us all where no one knows.
I'm just a traveler, upon the sea
Of time, of life, of fate's wide wheel.
Just a traveler, in this mystery
The me I am is all that's real to me.
-- song by King Thunder, "Glitter Rock"
Listen, on this leap I want you to stay really close, OK? Cause if we see him I
don't wanna take a chance on losing him.
I'll stick to you like glue.
-- Sam and Al, "Glitter Rock"
Lucky this is radio!
-- The Announcer, when a fan bares her chest for Tonic to sign, "Glitter Rock"
Do Hendrix ... or do Townsend.
Who?
That's right.
What is?
Who.
I don't know.
Townsend.
Who?
Yeah, that's right, Pete Townsend of the Who.
Of the what?
Never mind ... If worst comes to worst, do Milli Vanilli.
Who?
That's what I suggested in the first place! Now get out there.
-- Sam and Al do Abbott and Costello, "Glitter Rock"
Why would a complete stranger want to kill me? That doesn't make any sense!
You're the one with all the PhDs, you tell me.
-- Sam and Al, "Glitter Rock"
We should have killed him, brought him back to life, and killed him again.
-- Flash about Duane, "Glitter Rock"
Rock the Redhead
She stood 6 foot 4, barely fit through the door,
Her hair was the color of fire.
She said, "Baby what you need is some horizontal speed
And I'm the one to slake your desire.
Baby, let me take you higher
Rock the redhead all night
Rock the redhead so right
Rock the redhead tonight
Baby take me higher,
Baby take me through the night
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
-- song by King Thunder, "Glitter Rock"
Hot Spot
She's got a Hot spot
She knows how to use it.
Hot spot, oh yeah, hot spot
I can't refuse it
Baby won't you turn up the heat?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
-- song by King Thunder, "Glitter Rock"
Look Al, this is demeaning to them.
But they're dying to be demeaned with you... repeatedly.
-- Sam and Al, "Glitter Rock"
Al, it's 4 o'clock in the morning, don't these people ever go home?
- Sam, "Glitter Rock"
I told you - it's Flash.
Al, you've been certain about 3 different people.
But this time I'm really certain
-- Al and Sam, "Glitter Rock"
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