"A Leap for
Lisa"
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And don't call me Samuel, the last person to do that was my great aunt Tilly.
-- Sam to St. John, "A Leap for Lisa"
Bingo, to quote you, you're in deep caca.
-- Sam to the mirror, "A Leap for Lisa"
How's Tina?
This is no time to ask about my love life.
-- Sam and Al, "A Leap for Lisa"
Sam: "Commander if I could have a few minutes to myself before we reconvene?"
Commander: "You won’t be alone."
Sam: "Yeah, well I’ve come to think of him as my shadow."
Shadow: "Sir, Sir." Sam: "Hmm, come on shadow."
Sam: "He’s gone!"
Al: "Who’s gone?"
Sam: "My shadow he’s gone!" Al: "Maybe he went to the head." Sam: "He would sooner wet his pants than leave his post."
Sam: "But you’re married!"
Lisa: "Yes, and so is my husband but it hasn’t stopped him from landing in ever blonde from here to Norway!"
Sam: "This guy’s got more women than you do."
Al:
"That’s funny. That IS funny. That’s hysterical. Have you looked in the
mirror… you haven’t looked in the mirror yet have you?!"
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