"What Price Gloria?"
The first rule to quantum leaping is to find out who I am.  Then who I'm here to help.  Third, if I've made a mistake, know how to make up for it--and always, always know when to leap.  Which brings me back to the first rule of quantum leaping.  Finding out who I am.
-- Sam, leap in from "The Americanization of Machiko" to "What Price Gloria?"

I'm gonna call you 'dead' if you don't get out of my face!
-- Sam, "What Price Gloria?"

I'm a woman!
And I'm in love.
-- Sam and Al, "What Price Gloria?"

Would you stop looking at me like that!
-- Sam to Al, "What Price Gloria?"

You have a wonderful sense of humor.
-- Sam (glancing heavenward), "What Price Gloria?"

Two hours as Samantha and I knew that the lyrics to "I Enjoy Being a Girl" were not written by a woman.
-- Sam, "What Price Gloria?"

Whatever I did, I'm sorry!
-- Sam (glancing heavenward), "What Price Gloria?"

How's the girl of my dreams?
-- Al to Sam, "What Price Gloria?"

This is hard on me Sam!
-- Al, "What Price Gloria?"

It's like someone designed a modern day torture rack you can wear, from the bra, to the stockings, the tight skirts and the shoes from hell.
-- Sam, "What Price Gloria?"

Men don't want what's in here, they want what you've got!
-- Gloria, "What Price Gloria?"

Hi cutie, you look great in powder blue.
I'm gonna tie a bell around your neck.
-- Al and Sam, "What Price Gloria?"

Sam?  At last I'm going to be called by my own name.
-- Sam, "What Price Gloria?"

I told you, you should have worn a girdle.
I'm not into bondage.
-- Gloria and Sam, "What Price Gloria?"

No stockings, you're such a bohemian.
-- Gloria, "What Price Gloria?"

Time has packaged my best friend into a goddess of love.
-- Al, "What Price Gloria?"

Don't start unless you want to eat your teeth for lunch.
-- Sam, "What Price Gloria?"

I want a beer -- a lite beer.  I want to make some microwave popcorn.  I want to sit down in front of the TV, start the VCR ...  I just ... I just want to go home
-- Sam, "What Price Gloria?"

That time of the month, huh?
No . . . I don't think so.
-- Gloria and Sam, "What Price Gloria?"

I hope when the right guy comes along he realizes what a good woman you are.
-- Gloria to Sam, "What Price Gloria?"

I still can't believe she went back to work [after having a baby].
What's wrong with that?
-- Gloria and Sam, "What Price Gloria?"

You shouldn't need a man to make you feel complete.
-- Sam, "What Price Gloria?"

~Sam: This is great, you know. Gloria won't talk to me, my best friend's got a crush on me, and I'm a woman. "What Price, Gloria"