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November 8th, 2004 RodetteVision By Helen
Having finally finished the (potential) Virtual Seasons episode Ive been working on, (Shameless plug!) which has consumed my every writing moment for weeks, I came up for air and suddenly realised oh gosh, Im due to write a Rodette Vision! I told myself: in the words of The Hitch-hikers Guide to the Galaxy, DONT PANIC - all I need is a topic of discussion . Hmmmm .. Okay, looking at Quantum Leap from a writers perspective, one thing I am constantly on the lookout for is an unusual or at least unused profession for Sam to Leap into. This came to the forefront again in a conversation I had recently with Jennie, dealing with the American obsession with perfect teeth, and their perception of British people as lacking any orthodontic self-respect. Hey! I said, that reminds me, I dont think Ive read a story where Sam is a dentist! Now I havent read all the fanfic out there by any means (though Im enjoying working through the previous Virtual Seasons enormously) so I may have missed some, but I have come up with the beginnings of a list of some of the jobs that I dont think Sam has done yet. Some of these are already forming into the germs of ideas for my upcoming stories, (I have a least a dozen in various stages from basic outline to part written) others are on the back-burner or up for grabs, but I thought it might be interesting to spark off a discussion among you guys as to the job you would most like to see Sam tackle. Obviously, those situations that involve danger or embarrassment for our hero tend to make for the best TV (or reading), but there is potential in any occupation if you look for the implications of Sam doing something he hasnt been trained for, and the job itself neednt always be the most important aspect of the leap. Scott once said they would have liked to do the story where he was a baby (which Sue and I have started to play with!) and using that interview (on the CD) as my starting place, thinking of him doing something at the other end of the Kennedy story, I head my list with: President of the United States of America (take your pick which one.) Queen of England???Then, at the opposite end of the social structure . Garbage disposal operative Sewage worker Rat catcherAnd moving on in no particular order Sam has been a teacher, of various subjects from English Lit to Sex Ed, but I dont think he has been a Principal, or Dean of College, or conversely, the school bus driver. MasseuseMidwife Chiropodist Dentist (as already mentioned) Veterinary surgeon (he may be okay helping cows to calve, but what about giving injections to a cat that hisses and scratches and bites, or dealing with exotic pets?) Looking after the shark pool at Marine LandCrocodile hunter Gamekeeper in Kenya Chef in a top restaurant Serving at McDonalds Supermarket checkout girl Petrol pump attendant Pizza delivery boy Motorbike messenger (Maybe having to deliver an organ for transplant?) Firework makerShoe sales girl (trying shoes on people with smelly feet all day) Florist Architect Bricklayer Steeplejack Window cleaner (especially on skyscrapers) Train Driver Tea picker Wine taster Perfume tester Art restorer Potter Television engineer/ Cable guy First violin in major philharmonic orchestra Opera singer Calvin Klein model Movie director Make up artist Telesales operator Ambassador or Diplomat of some sort CEO of Fox network, or Universal studios! Bill Gates Steven Hawking Marine salvage operative Olympic gymnast Skating instructor Sumo wrestler Childrens TV presenter especially pre-school Toy maker Puppeteer (I can see him getting tangled in the strings of a marionette!) Car salesmanAuctioneer (either motor vehicles or antiques) Lab technician responsible for testing condoms! (My sister-in-law actually did this job for a while- along with incontinence pads and sanitary towels - and part of her duties was going round public lavatories, seeing how many could be flushed in succession before the loo blocked!)On which note, gentle reader, I will leave you to hurry on over to the comment thread, to vote on your favorite idea, or to add more of your own "most wanted leaps". Who knows, any number of these could turn up as Virtual Season stories, or published on the Als Place fan fiction pages writers, are any of you up for the challenge? Greg? Damon? Anyone? |
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