"Thou Shalt Not"



Cut Scenes:

In a draft script (version unknown), the leap date is noted as February 3rd 1974 (not 2nd).

Tthe opening bat mitzvah ceremony is much longer and it includes singing from Karen (which Mrs Dalwitz compliments in the scene after the credits, which is also extended to include lots of chatter about the ceremony).

Al is dressed in 'formal attire' during the bat mitzvah party, and suggests to Sam he might have to perform a circumcision (which panics our hero), also referring to his moves on the dancefloor as "Jewish breakdancing".

There is a lengthy chat between Irene and Sam in the kitchen, introducing their friendship.

Al talks more about Ruthie and how she insisted they visit her mother for Passover and her sister's for Hanukkah.

It's specified that Heimlich was choking on a knish.

The scene with Bert romancing Irene has some extra beats in it - no new information but just slowing down the pace to show the seduction in more detail.

Finally, and quite unusually, after the leapout, Al is heard in voiceover saying "boy, am I in the mood for a corned beef sandwich".


Syndication Edits:

The Merits of Fidelity

This was the scene just after Joe and Sam were talking in the petrol queue. Joe had told Sam that he was thinking of having an affair.

Sam: I don’t think he meant it; he was just upset.
Al: Well maybe they both should have one--get it out of their systems.
Sam: Have an affair, be unfaithful?
Al: Well, sometimes I think that fidelity is highly over rated... uh... nobody looks at the downside.
Sam: There is a downside to being faithful?
Al: Of course. It discourages social interaction. Look Sam, if all the men in the world could freely... socialize with all the women in the world, there would be no war.
Sam: Until their wives found out!
Al: Good point! Well maybe your mission here is not to keep Irene or Joe from having an affair, it is just to see that neither of them finds out... about the other one.
Sam: That’s ridiculous. Fidelity is the basis of a good relationship. ‘course I could not expect you to understand that, could I?
Al: My relationships have all been good--it's my marriages that haven’t worked out.

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