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June 4, 2003RodVision
Quantum Upgrades So The Rod got a new cell phone this week. All sorts of cool stuff on it, Java games, polyphonic ringers etc. Got Him thinking. Isn't it about time, Quantum Leap got some upgrades?? A Couple of weeks ago, The Rod outlined His thoughts (or lack therein of) regarding Quantum Leap, and its commercial appeal. Well, seeing as how QL originally aired in the early 90’s, and as the new QL would undoubtedly be set even farther into the future, perhaps they should think about adding some new ‘toys’.
Handlink This would need to be the 1st and most obvious ‘upgrade’. Perhaps upgrading to a device which doesn’t need constant battering….Well, as most of em use Windows CE, that could be a problem. The Rod’s PDA is a great device, after being beaten a few times anyway!!!!!!
Observer’s Clothing Hey Yo, Al. No offence dude, but your screaming loud ‘80’s’ shirts just wont cut it!!! Be like The Rod, dress in Black!!
Observers Sexist Attitude and Comments Al’s constant sexual innuendo sexist remarks leave a LOT to be desired, but…The Rod digs it baby Yeah!! No need for ANY upgrading here!
Ziggy Quite obviously, Ziggy just doesn’t get the job done. Perhaps by now they will have realized that the reason Sam can't get back home, is due to a flaw in the programming of Ziggy. All this talk of God, time or fate could be plain nonsense!! Perhaps the project should hire another Computer Programmer!! Perhaps build a NEW super computer!! Sheesh!!
The Fermi Suits OK, this is just ridiculous, these daft suits should be replaced with Leather one pieces. Or maybe instead of that, for comfort sake only you understand, RodKinis…. J Ok, Hot Rodettes, The Rod knows you are about to assault His inbox with a barrage of political correctness. But, before you do. Remember one thing: Al ALWAYS gets away with it, why can't The Rod??
See you all next time… He’s THE Hot Rod baby!!! Should you wish to email The Rod about this article or ANY QL related matter, or even if you Rodettes out there just want to send Him fan mail/pictures. You can do so by contacting Him at therod@quantumleap-alsplace.com Keep Leaping Sam, maybe one day YOU can be The Rod. Keep Leaping Sam; maybe one day YOU can be The Rod. |
