Could YOU be a Leaper?

Picture the scene.....

You are going about your business, when all of a sudden, You Leap!

How would you manage? The Rod would initially recite a whole language of obscenity. Mainly because The Rod unfortunately does not have any holographic friends, how would He be able to discover His objectives???

The Rod would however, have a few ideas as to what He had to do:

(1) Discover which year He had landed in. If it was 1988 - 1992, The Rod would try and do the following

(a) Tell Dave Lee Roth (Hot Rodder) that The Rod is a GREAT drummer!!

(b) Tell the nozzles in Universal NOT to stop QL as it would be disastrous.

(c) Slap Axl Rose up and down the grand ole state of Texas.

(d) Shoot down the whole Rap scene, The Rod HATES Rap!

(2) Ascertain (from memory) major events and try and get involved in them ;-).

(3) Not being a genius, just a damned good looking Rod, would have its disadvantages. For example, if The Rod landed outside of an English speaking counrtr, He would be in a spot of bother If He had to pretend to be male model or stripper (Especially a model for mask wearers!), well, that would be fine!!!!

(4) 1960. The Rod WOULD put forward a suggestion for a worldwide computer network explain how they would work, and wait for the billions of dollars to come rolling in.

(5) 1950. The Rod would treat the world to His songs entitled "Burning Love", "Hound Dog", "Jailhouse Rock", "Way Down".....The list goes on! However, if He did not land here, but landed in a certain day in August 1977 instead, The King would STILL be here!

(6) Invent Rock n Roll.

(7) The Rod would be there in July 2001, for Bonnie.

(8) The Muppets would STILL rule the air!

(9) The Rod would gladly slap Michael Jackson silly looking, so that he would still LOOK great as well as sound good without spending stupendous amounts of Money.

(10) In 1984, The Rod would suggest a new TV concept, a scientist, creates a Quantum Leap Accelerator, and leaps!!!!! Putting Right what once went wrong, with his holographic observer, Rod, as his only guide and companion.

For those of you WITH holographic pals, The Rod is glad for you, but sorry that you would be unable to leap for your own benefit.

Rules of Leaping indeed!!

Should you wish to email The Rod about this article or ANY QL related matter, or even if you Rodettes out there just want to send Him fan mail/pictures. You can do so by contacting Him at therod@quantumleap-alsplace.com

Keep Leaping Sam, maybe one day YOU can be The Rod.